Tue - March 2, 2004

Tips For shopping at s'okniK


Tip number one: If you require lots of attention, you might want to come in when there are lots of team-members there to assist you. If you know your order is going to take a long time and you see there is only one team-member working the front counter and only one working behind them, and you still feel the need to be the most important customer then just flippen leave.

Tip number two: Don't assume that your job is the only job in the world. Believe it or not, there were other customers that came in before you. They dropped off jobs that were just as important as yours. Really they did. Trust me.

Tip number three: If a s'okniK team-member tells you something won't work, just believe them and accept the fact that we have more experience in these matters. We really are here to help you. We really do see your job as very important to us and we want to do the best possible work for you. Really, those bottle caps that you glued to poster board will not laminate well, they will not laminate at all and will probably just break the laminator and ruin your bottle cap collection.

Tip number four: We are not out to get you. We are not conspiring against you. We are here to help you. We do want to make your presentation, your report, your poster or whatever the best possible quality.

Have a nice day.
Posted: 12:26 PM      

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