Thanks Sally!
Sally
sent me this and I thought it was funny enough to
post!
George Bush goes to a
primary school to talk about the war.
After
his talk he offers
question time. One little boy puts up his
hand
and George asks him what
his name is. "Billy." "And what is
your
question,
Billy?"
"I have 3
questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without
the
support of the UN? Second,
why are you President when Al Gore
got
more votes? And third,
whatever happened to Osama Bin
Laden?"
Just then the bell
rings for recess. George Bush informs the
kiddies
that they will continue
after recess.
When they
resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's
right
question time. Who has a
question?". Another little boy puts up
his
hand. George points him out
and asks him what his name is.
"Steve"
"And what is your
question, Steve?"
I have 5
questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without
the
support of the UN? Second,
why are you President when Al Gore
got
more votes? Third, whatever
happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth,
why
did the recess bell go off
20 minutes early? And fifth, what
the
heck happened to
Billy?"
Posted: 06:29 PM
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